Eh, I liked this more than Viral or 94. The sorority one really stuck with me, probably my favorite segment. I liked "To Hell And Back" too. Can't help but love Mabel, and some of the banter made me laugh while the scenery kept me creeped out. Just don't go in expecting it to be like 1 or 2.
Don’t waste your money on this movie absolutely horrible stupid ! You’ll be begging for you hour and forty nine mins back in life. VHS and VHS 2 100 times better.
I thought this was the weakest of all five vhs films, even vhs 94 was sustancially better. Even though, it is still definitely watchable and worth watching for the avid fan.
Good addition to the excellent anthology franchise. Not my top entry but if you did a top 10 of all the segments in the franchise i think the sorority segment along with the game show would be in the mix to be in that group.
Why is it the main group that is involved with the tapes suck? Like, as people? First movie were those guys who got paid to assault women, then the PI who didn’t care if he committed B&E, now these teens who were pressuring the younger brother into becoming a creep.
I can’t believe I just paid money to watch this. Compared to the first few vhs installments this feels like a middle schoolers intro to film class project
The best one by far was Ozzy’s Dungeon definitely put it up there with The Subject, and Slumber Party Alien Abduction in my opinion, another great vhs movie and I can’t wait for V/H/S 85.
Not gonna lie, I actually really like this one. I liked how Ozzy's Dungeon is an homage to the 90's Nickelodeon game shows, but dark. Glad I decided to rent it!
my biggest complaint is why did they put in that crappy stop motion with the army men. i just feel having something filmed that gawd awful was released next to independent film makers that put more effort into their parts. im not going to say what classifies for what's a good horror movie but i liked what was brought to the table. you might not like it but i appreciate it for what it is
VHS NEEDS TO GO DARK AGAIN!! I just watched the new VHS movie. VHS’99..man the original two movies on Netflix to me were underground classics. I love what they did with the found footage genre. The following two were a drop in quality but still not horrible. ‘94 was something new but underwhelming. This is just the pits. Quality and production wise it is a major drop off. It seems like it’s trying to be more of a horror comedy than actual horror movie that contains comedic themes. I loved the first two because they seemed like they could happen, seemed like found footage, we’re weird asf, almost like Black mirror weird. These new ones are just to bring for me. I’m sure they will have a follow up. I hope they go dark again. I propose a VHS: Dark Web. Maybe something set in 2012, instead of a camera it can be a web browser, and desktop and it open websites and folders and that’s the main page where will click through videos. Also a lot of sinister dark shit happens on the dark web. Perfect for messed up VHS videos. They need to go dark again man!
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Really enjoyable bite sized horror stories. Definitely worth the buy if you wanna cozy up with a fellow horror fan and have a fun evening
Eh, I liked this more than Viral or 94. The sorority one really stuck with me, probably my favorite segment. I liked "To Hell And Back" too. Can't help but love Mabel, and some of the banter made me laugh while the scenery kept me creeped out. Just don't go in expecting it to be like 1 or 2.
Don’t waste your money on this movie absolutely horrible stupid ! You’ll be begging for you hour and forty nine mins back in life. VHS and VHS 2 100 times better.
Fuck this movie lol
Medusa???? 😂
I thought this was the weakest of all five vhs films, even vhs 94 was sustancially better. Even though, it is still definitely watchable and worth watching for the avid fan.
Good addition to the excellent anthology franchise. Not my top entry but if you did a top 10 of all the segments in the franchise i think the sorority segment along with the game show would be in the mix to be in that group.
Why is it the main group that is involved with the tapes suck? Like, as people? First movie were those guys who got paid to assault women, then the PI who didn’t care if he committed B&E, now these teens who were pressuring the younger brother into becoming a creep.
Like bro vhs viral was better than this 😢
I can’t believe I just paid money to watch this. Compared to the first few vhs installments this feels like a middle schoolers intro to film class project
I like the 1st and 2nd of VHS. It was more entertaining and the acting was better!!!
The best one by far was Ozzy’s Dungeon definitely put it up there with The Subject, and Slumber Party Alien Abduction in my opinion, another great vhs movie and I can’t wait for V/H/S 85.
The part with hot neighbor is the best one by far. You can tell the actors were having fun lol
Not gonna lie, I actually really like this one. I liked how Ozzy's Dungeon is an homage to the 90's Nickelodeon game shows, but dark. Glad I decided to rent it!
Damn that was horrible ima see if I can get my 4 bucks back
holy cringe in the beginning jesus fuck
edit: only made it 30 minutes in. had to quit it sucked so bad.
Prob the worst film in the series so far. Corny as hell
my biggest complaint is why did they put in that crappy stop motion with the army men. i just feel having something filmed that gawd awful was released next to independent film makers that put more effort into their parts. im not going to say what classifies for what's a good horror movie but i liked what was brought to the table. you might not like it but i appreciate it for what it is
VHS NEEDS TO GO DARK AGAIN!! I just watched the new VHS movie. VHS’99..man the original two movies on Netflix to me were underground classics. I love what they did with the found footage genre. The following two were a drop in quality but still not horrible. ‘94 was something new but underwhelming. This is just the pits. Quality and production wise it is a major drop off. It seems like it’s trying to be more of a horror comedy than actual horror movie that contains comedic themes. I loved the first two because they seemed like they could happen, seemed like found footage, we’re weird asf, almost like Black mirror weird. These new ones are just to bring for me. I’m sure they will have a follow up. I hope they go dark again. I propose a VHS: Dark Web. Maybe something set in 2012, instead of a camera it can be a web browser, and desktop and it open websites and folders and that’s the main page where will click through videos. Also a lot of sinister dark shit happens on the dark web. Perfect for messed up VHS videos. They need to go dark again man!
I feel like the wrong audience watched this movie. I thought this movie was fucking awesome, and this is coming from a diehard VHS fan
Hey guys I know this is a shitty movie, but look on the bright side: TREVOR IS HERE
I was already laughing!
“911?, There’s a girl with snakes on her head”
Dispatch: how many snakes sir ? 😒😒😒😒
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not gonna lie, thought this was a spoof movie first 20 seconds, i laughed when "joker" was behind the tv
awful movie wasn't worth the 5 dollars wouldn't waste your time with it .
5/10
Some acts were mildly entertaining or interesting, some were just … bad. Not as good as VHS 1 or 2 though.
If you love VHS and/or found footage horror then this might be worth for you. Otherwise skip.
The sound at 48:21 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I believe is from “loudest orgasm ever”
Someone take the bullet for the rest of us who enjoy the V/H/S franchise…let us know if it's worth…
pretty bad…with a lot of it not making any sense. It doesn't even qualify as "so bad it's good"; it's just BAD, really bad.